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Funny Perimenopause Candle | Gag Gift Candle for Women | Hormone Humor Gift | Midlife Crisis Candle | Sarcastic Gifts for Friends, Mom

Name: Funny Perimenopause Candle | Gag Gift Candle for Women | Hormone Humor Gift | Midlife Crisis Candle | Sarcastic Gifts for Friends, Mom
Brand: MapleAndHen
SKU: 4383320158
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.9 (15425 reviews)

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Introducing the candle that says what your Google history wants to: “Burning This Instead of Googling ‘Perimenopause Symptoms.’” Because sometimes it’s not anxiety — it’s hormones. Or maybe it is anxiety. Hard to say. This candle won’t fix your sleep schedule, stop the random sweating, or explain why you’re crying over a sandwich commercial, but it will make your house smell slightly better while you emotionally unravel in style.

[Pretend] Scent profile: Smells like denial and a dash of hormone rage — with notes of sweat, brain fog, and a deep craving for carbs and solitude. A comforting base note of “please don’t talk to me until this passes.”

Perfect for:
Lighting during yet another “is it hot in here or just me?” moment.
Laughing through mood swings, snack attacks, and memory lapses.
Gifting to your equally unhinged bestie who’s one Google search away from a full identity crisis.

Candle Features:
– Poured in the USA
– 100% natural soy wax blend
– Free of toxins
– Burn time: 4 oz (20–30 hrs), 9 oz (50–60 hrs)
– Clean-burning cotton wick
– Multiple scent options (see photos)
– Designed exclusively by Maple & Hen

Because if we’re going to lose our minds, our patience, and our hormones, we might as well do it with good lighting and a great candle.

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Cost to ship: $6.99
Ships from: Chatsworth, CA

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100% Buyers recommend

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Etsy buyer Apr 2, 2026

Perfect addition to my menopause party!

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5 This item

Devin Mar 2, 2026

I was really pleased with the candle

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Etsy buyer Jan 16, 2026

Arrived exactly as pictured. Seller was very upfront with possibly being delayed in shipping, and still got it to me before she even expected.

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Etsy buyer Dec 12, 2025

Product was cute as a gift

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Maple and Hen

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