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Petty Thoughts and Evil Plans Funny Journal, Sarcastic Notebook, Humorous Gift for Friends, Coworkers, or Anyone with Dark Humor

Name: Petty Thoughts and Evil Plans Funny Journal, Sarcastic Notebook, Humorous Gift for Friends, Coworkers, or Anyone with Dark Humor
Brand: AquaCustomDesign
SKU: 4401126226
Price: 19.98 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5.0 (15 reviews)

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Original Price: $33.30

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Sale ends on November 4

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Highlights

Let your sass shine with the Petty Thoughts & Evil Plans Journal — the perfect mix of humor and minimal design.
A hilarious notebook for jotting down sarcastic ideas, secret plans, or everyday chaos.
Makes a fun, relatable gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone who loves clever humor.

Ordering in Bulk?
We’re happy to offer special pricing for bulk orders. Perfect for gifts, events, or organizations—just send us a message and let’s chat!

This listing is for one personalized notebook. Please note that colors may vary slightly due to screen settings and printing processes.

📖 Features:
📝 150 lined pages (75 sheets)
✨ Matte laminated cover for extra durability
📄 Ruled, perforated pages for easy tearing
📚 Casewrap binding with a flexible sewn spine for a lay-flat design
🎨 Full-color printing on both front & back covers
🔖 Small 0.5" x 0.5" production barcode on the back cover
📏 Size: 5.75" x 8"

RETURNS & EXCHANGES ❌
Each notebook is made to order, so returns & exchanges are not accepted unless the item arrives damaged. If there’s an issue, please contact me within 48 hours of delivery—I’d be happy to help! 😊

🛍 How to Order:
1️⃣ Select your preferred color
2️⃣ Enter the name you'd like in the personalization box ✍️
3️⃣ Add it to your "cart"

📌 Please Note:
- Capitalization will be as shown unless specified otherwise.
🎨 Colors may vary slightly due to different monitor settings and lighting.
🚫 No returns or exchanges, but please message me if you have any concerns about your order.
📩 If you have any questions, click the “Message Seller” button, and I’ll be happy to help! 😊

Petty Thoughts and Evil Plans Funny Journal, Sarcastic Notebook, Humorous Gift for Friends, Coworkers, or Anyone with Dark Humor

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Cost to ship: $5.99
Ships from: Phoenix, AZ

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What buyers say, summarized by AI: Fast shipping As described Perfect gift

5.0

(15 reviews)

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4.9 Shipping

5.0 Customer service

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Sharon Sep 19, 2026

Thanks for the super fast shipping. The journal is perfect and I was pleasantly surprised at the quality. It is a Christmas present, so it will be several months before I hear any feedback.

Sharon Sep 19, 2026