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Catholic Guilt Candle | Funny Catholic Skip Mass Candle Gift | Christian Humor Decor | Catholic Mom Gift | Lent & Easter Church Humor Gift
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This Catholic guilt candle is for the person who intended to go to Mass… and then didn’t. (Again.) Perfect for Catholics who love Jesus but also love brunch, sleeping in, or pretending they didn’t see the church bulletin. Light this candle while scrolling through social media, promising you’ll go next week, or waiting for the text from your mother asking if everything is okay because she didn’t see you in “your usual seat.” This funny Catholic gift is ideal for Lent, Easter baskets, confirmation gifts, or anyone who has bolted before the final blessing at least once in their life.
Perfect for:
• Lapsed Catholics (it happens)
• Catholic moms who need a laugh
• Church friends with dark humor
• People who know kneeling is cardio
• Anyone who says “peace be with you” like a pro
Forgiveness is free.
Missing Mass will cost you a phone call.
🕯️ Candle Features
– Poured in the USA
– Natural soy wax blend
– Clean-burning cotton wick
– Burn time: 4 oz (20–30 hrs) • 9 oz (50–60 hrs)
– Multiple scent options (peaceful, holy, brunch-friendly)
– Designed to ease Catholic guilt… slightly
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Order today to get by Jun 25-Jul 2
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Cost to ship: $6.99
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Ships from: Chatsworth, CA
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