• May include: Black t-shirt with the text "Safety Third" above a vintage illustration of a man smoking a firecracker. The graphic is in red, white, and blue. The man is wearing sunglasses and smiling.
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  • May include: Black t-shirt with the text "Safety Third" above a vintage illustration of a man smoking a firecracker. The graphic is in red, white, and blue. The man is wearing sunglasses and smiling.
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A shirt for the kind of dad who thinks safety guidelines are more of a suggestion than a rule. Features a man doing what can only be described as a confident and deeply unwise approach to holiday celebrations, armed with nothing but a cigarette and questionable judgment. The message is clear: priorities have been established, and they are not yours. Wear it to barbecues where someone will definitely ask if you're okay.

— Product Details —
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

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“It came fast it made my nephew very happy and it's excellent thank you for such great service”

Betty

Jul 7, 2026

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Price:$24.99+

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Betty Jul 7, 2026

It came fast it made my nephew very happy and it's excellent thank you for such great service

Betty Jul 7, 2026

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