Dorothy Parker Shirt, Book Lover Gift, My Book Reviews Come With a Warning Label, Funny Tee for Writers and Librarians

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Cute chibi watercolor-style illustration of Dorothy Parker with a dark 1920s bob, a plum cloche hat, a navy drop-waist dress and pearls, holding a red pencil and a closed book: "My book reviews come with a warning label."

A funny, cute Dorothy Parker gift for an English teacher, librarian or anyone who loves classic authors and their books.

THE STORY BEHIND IT
In the late 1920s Dorothy Parker wrote book reviews for a New York magazine under the name Constant Reader, and they were famous for not holding back.

Great for book lovers, book clubs, writers, editors, English teachers and librarians. A witty gift for the friend whose reviews are short, sharp and always honest.

Dorothy Parker (1893-1967) was a New York poet, short story writer and critic whose book reviews of the 1920s were famous for being brief and merciless. This chibi Dorothy Parker has her red pencil ready and a book under review. The watercolor-style illustration has navy, plum and pearl white.

ABOUT THE SHIRT
- Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee, 4.2 oz, crew neck, side-seamed
- Solid colors are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton. Athletic Heather is 90% cotton / 10% polyester. Heather Peach and Dark Grey Heather are 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Pick your color from the color menu.

FIT
Unisex fit. Women: size down for a closer fit. Men: order your usual size.

SIZE CHART (inches, measured flat, +/- 1 in)
S: 18 wide x 28 long
M: 20 wide x 29 long
L: 22 wide x 30 long
XL: 24 wide x 31 long
2XL: 26 wide x 32 long
3XL: 28 wide x 33 long
Width is measured across the chest, 1 inch below the armholes. Length is measured from the top of the shoulder to the hem.

PRINT
Printed with direct-to-garment (DTG) printing, so the ink goes into the fabric instead of sitting on top like a heavy transfer.

MADE TO ORDER AND SHIPPING
- Every shirt is printed just for you after you order. Production takes 3-10 days, then your order ships by USPS.
- Ships from the US: Printify's US print provider prints and ships your order.
- FREE SHIPPING on US orders. Free shipping applies to US addresses only.

CARE
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly on the print. Do not bleach or dry clean.

GIFTING
A thoughtful gift for birthdays, holidays, teachers and friends. Because every shirt is made to order, please order a little early for holidays.

ABOUT HONEYMAN TEES
Honeyman Tees is a small shop started by Chris, an attorney by day who loves history and classical music. Every design is an original storybook-watercolor character from history, books, faith and the holidays.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Who is the Dorothy Parker shirt for?
It is a funny, cute gift for English teachers, librarians and anyone who loves classic authors and their books. It is a unisex tee in a cute chibi storybook-watercolor style, ready to give for birthdays or holidays.

What is the joke on the Dorothy Parker shirt, and what is the story behind it?
The speech bubble says: “My book reviews come with a warning label.” In the late 1920s Dorothy Parker wrote book reviews for a New York magazine under the name Constant Reader, and they were famous for not holding back.

Is the shirt printed to order, and how does shipping work?
Yes, every shirt is printed to order, so production takes 3-10 days before it ships. Shipping is free to US addresses.

AI DISCLOSURE AND PRODUCTION PARTNER
AI disclosure: This design was created with the help of AI image tools, then edited and finished by Honeyman Tees. Our production partner, Printify, prints and ships every order.