Price:$5.50
Divorce Card. Funny Break Up Card. Goodbye Card. Hilarious Divorce Card - Mature Content. Goodbye to that Motherf*cker
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GOODBYE TO THAT MOTHERFUCKER!!!
(This card does not come censored. It is only censored in the 1st photo due to Etsy's policies)
This is the perfect card to give to someone who is going through a break-up or divorce :)
(or even someone who has just left a job with a horrible boss)
All of my cards are hand-cut & beautifully handcrafted. I only use heavyweight, wind-powered textured paper and recycled envelopes.
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By default I ship via USPS First Class (No Tracking) with a delivery time of 3–5 days to most U.S. addresses. This default shipping option is free :)
However, if you need your card sooner and you would like expedited 1-3 day Priority Mail Shipping with TRACKING & INSURANCE (U.S. ONLY), please add the upgrade shipping option at checkout :)
** DETAILS:
-5.25 x 4.25 (A2) folded card
-A2 natural white recycled envelope
-Printed on 140 lb. acid-free wind power paper
-Blank inside for your own personal message
** SHIPPING:
-Shipping is free (WITHOUT TRACKING) via First Class Mail & arrives within 3-5 business days
-For an additional cost, please choose a shipping upgrade option upon checkout if you would like tracking and/or expedited shipping (Priority Mail)
-Your item will be carefully packaged in a waterproof cellophane sleeve
** QUANTITY:
This listing is for ONE card. If you would like the colors changed to another color, please let me know when you purchase.
** ARTIST:
Based in Brooklyn, Eileen launched her stationery line in 2012 and has a wide variety of different cards from her drawings and artwork.
Eileen is a graphic designer with a BFA in graphic design from the Rhode Island School of Design (RISD). She also has a background in drawing, painting, printmaking, and photography. She has a passion for creating paper goods, especially hand-made invitations and other custom graphic design work.
Check out her custom work & invitations at: www.DesignParlour.com
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Copyright © 2008-present, Design Parlour
All Rights Reserved.
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Order today to get by Jun 23-29
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Reviews for this item
Great service and fast shipping. Would definitely purchase from again! Thank you!
Love these cards. Seller is awesome at customizing all my orders. This one was a divorce card and I had the inside say "hope he is plagued with a lifetime a chronic diarrhea" I have to say this made my friend laugh.
Smooth shipping Has a history of shipping on time with tracking.
Speedy replies Has a history of replying to messages quickly.
Rave reviews Average review rating is 4.8 or higher.
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