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Sarcastic Valentine's Day Humor: Funny, Cynical, and Satirical Sweethearts Card

Price:$5.95

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Nov 16-23

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Highlights

  • Designed by AZillionDollars

  • Materials: 100lb recycled cover stock, archival ink

Sourhearts; Cynical Valentine's Card; Sarcastic Valentines; Sweethearts Candy; Anti- Valentines Day; Dark Humor; Edgy Humor

PRODUCT DETAILS:
This is an A-2 card (4.25" x 5.5"), digitally printed on 100% recycled, 100 lb. cover stock. It comes with a 100% recycled A-2 kraft envelope and wrapped in a clear plastic sleeve. It's blank inside, and it's shipped in a 5" x 7" envelope with a cardstock insert so it won't bend. a

SHIPPING DETAILS:
This card ships in 1-3 business days. Cards are shipped USPS First Class mail and do not come with tracking. Average USPS delivery times are 3-5 days but delivery can sometimes take as long as 7 days. aa

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  • Ships from: Mt Baldy, CA

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Carolyn
AZillionDollars ·

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