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Handcrafted Wood Sign: "Not Today Satan" Desk Decor

Name: Handcrafted Wood Sign: "Not Today Satan" Desk Decor
Brand: TheTwistedWord
SKU: 667559170
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5.0 (1950 reviews)

TheTwistedWord

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Made by TheTwistedWord
Materials: wood, stain, vinyl, love
Width: 7 inches

Height: 3 1/2 inches

Depth: 2 inches
Gift wrapping available
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This small wood sign is handcrafted from start to finish. It sits nicely on any desk or shelf. Such a cute and inspirational quote; it makes the perfect gift for that special someone!

It comes in 3 sizes. The largest comes with hardware to hang it on the wall.

See my shop for other fun stuff. Don’t see what you are looking for? I also do custom work. Message me for details.

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Order today to get by Jun 25-29
Returns & exchanges accepted within 30 days
Cost to ship: $6.25

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Ships from: Charlotte, NC

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4.7

(27 reviews)

4.3 Item quality

5.0 Shipping

5.0 Customer service

100% Buyers recommend

4 This item

Trisha May 25, 2026

Great buying and shipping experience. Just ok quality on the item itself.

Trisha May 25, 2026

5 This item

Leslie Dec 11, 2025

Arrived on time and exactly as described. Perfect Christmas gift for coworker.

Leslie Dec 11, 2025

5 This item

Norma Aug 27, 2025

Very nice just as pictured!

Norma Aug 27, 2025

5 This item

Christine Oct 13, 2022

The quality and care that was put into my order was excellent! I gave it as a gift and the person who received it, absolutely loved it😍! I will definitely be telling everyone I know about the “The twisted Word” and so will the person I gifted to😃. Thank you again and have a blessed and safe day.✌🏻

Christine Oct 13, 2022