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Merry Christmas - Middle Finger Card - Adult Christmas Card - Funny Christmas Card - Secret Santa Card - Seasons Greetings

Price:$6.99

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May include: A white card with the text "Season's F***ing Greetings!" The card is folded in half and has a 3D pop-up middle finger inside. The middle finger is censored with a black rectangle that says "CENSORED". This listing

Merry Christmas - Middle Finger Card - Adult Christmas Card - Funny Christmas Card - Secret Santa Card - Seasons Greetings

Sale Price $5.24

Original Price $6.99

25% off "buy together" offer
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Sale Price $5.24

Original Price $6.99

25% off "buy together" offer
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Sale Price $5.24

Original Price $6.99

25% off "buy together" offer
May include: A white card with the text "Season's F***ing Greetings!" The card is folded in half and has a 3D pop-up middle finger inside. The middle finger is censored with a black rectangle that says "CENSORED". This listing

Merry Christmas - Middle Finger Card - Adult Christmas Card - Funny Christmas Card - Secret Santa Card - Seasons Greetings

Sale Price $5.24

Original Price $6.99

25% off "buy together" offer
Merry Christmas - Dickmas Card - Adult Christmas Card - Funny Christmas Card - Secret Santa Card - 3D Pop Up Dick - Dickmas Card (Mature)

Merry Christmas - Dickmas Card - Adult Christmas Card - Funny Christmas Card - Secret Santa Card - 3D Pop Up Dick - Dickmas Card (Mature)

Sale Price $5.24

Original Price $6.99

25% off "buy together" offer
May include: A white pop-up Christmas card with the text "Merry Tit-Mas" on the front. The card opens to reveal a 3D pop-up of two breasts.

Merry Titmas Pop Up Christmas Card: Funny Adult Novelty Card

Sale Price $5.24

Original Price $6.99

25% off "buy together" offer
May include: A white card with the text "Season's F***ing Greetings!" The card is folded in half and has a 3D pop-up middle finger inside. The middle finger is censored with a black rectangle that says "CENSORED". This listing

Merry Christmas - Middle Finger Card - Adult Christmas Card - Funny Christmas Card - Secret Santa Card - Seasons Greetings

Sale Price $5.24

Original Price $6.99

25% off "buy together" offer
Merry Christmas - Dickmas Card - Adult Christmas Card - Funny Christmas Card - Secret Santa Card - 3D Pop Up Dick - Dickmas Card (Mature)

Merry Christmas - Dickmas Card - Adult Christmas Card - Funny Christmas Card - Secret Santa Card - 3D Pop Up Dick - Dickmas Card (Mature)

Sale Price $5.24

Original Price $6.99

25% off "buy together" offer
May include: A white pop-up Christmas card with the text "Merry Tit-Mas" on the front. The card opens to reveal a 3D pop-up of two breasts.

Merry Titmas Pop Up Christmas Card: Funny Adult Novelty Card

Sale Price $5.24

Original Price $6.99

25% off "buy together" offer

Original value: $20.97

New total: $15.72

Highlights

  • Designed by CrudeCat

  • Materials: Cardstock, Paper, Greeting Card

+ First of it's kind! You can be one of the first to surprise their friends and people you say you love with a middle finger in their face!

+ Open the card to see the 3D middle finger popup!

+ Literally, everyone is going to laugh so hard, and think you're hilarious! Why are you still reading when you could buy this right now?

+ Sure to PLEASE

+ We love our customers! Have confidence in buying from us - we strive to make every customer 100% happy!

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♥ Our customers love our products ♥

🌟 “This card was a huge hit with my family(except for my my mom lol). I’m so happy with this purchase, it was perfect. I took a video of everyone’s reaction and my sister tweeted it and tagged @crude_cat. Thank you all so much! ” - Andy D.

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D E T A I L S

CARD READS:
FRONT: "SEASON'S FUCKING GREETINGS!"
INSIDE: <Pop Up Middle Finger>

CARD SIZE: 4.25 x 5.50 inches

PAPER: Made on quality, double sided 14 pt cardstock.

PACKAGING: Cellophane wrapped for delivery. Includes white envelope.

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A B O U T

Our cards are designed to crack your friends and family up!

We know you'll love what you get from us!

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S H I P P I N G

Ships fast - within 1-3 business days of ordering. Shipping upgrades available at checkout!

Standard shipping times:

Canada: Two to six business days
United States: Five to ten business days
Everywhere else: Six to fourteen business days

**Business days are considered Monday to Friday; not including holidays.**


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5.0

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Tony Nov 5, 2026

Nice

Tony Nov 5, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Ryan Nov 30, 2024

Very happy with my order!

Ryan Nov 30, 2024

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Chantelle Dec 5, 2023

The quality is amazing on this!!! Easy fast shipping too. Will buy from again.

Chantelle Dec 5, 2023

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Denise Nov 30, 2023

Great card people don't read description the size is there. So stop being unfair in the reviews. Personally I love it it's a unusual greeting and it was exactly what I was looking for love the shock factor my friends love me for it and look forward to my greetings every year. LOL Will definitely buy from this shop again.

Denise Nov 30, 2023

CrudeCat
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CrudeCat ·

Vancouver, Canada

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