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Why do your mugs and tote bags take up to 7 working days to print?

Our mugs and bags are printed especially for you, on demand, so they take a little longer than, for example, the cards I have printed and have in stock (by that I mean stored in my home office). They are well worth the wait though!

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Your cards are A5 size. What size stamp will they need if I want to post it to a friend or family member?

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Holy Shit You're 30 - Blue/Pink/Gold/Silver - Rude Party Banner - 30th Birthday Party Banner - 30 Birthday Party - Hanging Glitter Banner

Name: Holy Shit You're 30 - Blue/Pink/Gold/Silver - Rude Party Banner - 30th Birthday Party Banner - 30 Birthday Party - Hanging Glitter Banner
Brand: OffensiveOccasions
SKU: 940867229
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.9 (167 reviews)

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Designed by OffensiveOccasions
Party decor for gatherings and celebrations
Materials: Glitter card letters, 220gsm FSC approved glitter card, Ribbon provided, Plastic threading needle provided, Individual letters

PLEASE NOTE: WE CAN NO LONGER SHIP TO THE USA DUE TO NEW TARIFFS AND FAFF AROUND ALL THAT STUFF, ANY PURCHASES MADE FROM THE USA WILL AUTOMATICAALY BE CANCELLED. SO SORRY FOLKS - FUCK ALL TO DO WITH ME!

Before you read any further you sweary sod, please note that these banners require SELF ASSEMBLY ... honestly, it's super easy!

It isn't a party without a hilarious Offensive Occasions party banner - there is no way your guests are going to miss this! Give everyone a laugh ... it will not go unnoticed, that's for sure!

You can choose from 2 letter sizes - 13cm high or 25cm high (almost A4 size in height), with or without balloons!*

The important shit ...
- SELF ASSEMBLY required: each pack comes with curling ribbon and a needle to make life easier for you ... we are thoughtful like that
- The 13cm option has one reel of curling ribbon, the 25cm option has 2
- Each letter is die cut from a 220gsm glitter card with holes in the top for hanging
- Non-shedding glitter
- If there is slight discolouration on the BACK of the letters, it's from the laser cutting machine (this is totally normal for laser cut materials)

*The balloons are metallic latex, with printed text. They can be blown up the old fashioned way, or you can use helium (queue squeaky voices at the end of the night). They are around 12" when inflated. You get all of the following in each pack: 5 x metallic balloons with message printed on them ie: HOLY SHIT YOU'RE 30, 40, 50 or 60 and 5 x metallic balloons (no printing).

DISPATCH/SHIPPING INFORMATION:

UK: Your banner is shipped to you, free of charge, by standard 2nd Class Royal Mail delivery. Delivery upgrades are available at the point of check out. Tracking numbers can only be provided if you upgrade to the Tracked or Guaranteed Next Day Delivery Service.

EUROPEAN & WORLDWIDE: You have a choice of delivery options at the check out. Our International Standard service does NOT include tracking, so please be aware of this when choosing how your banner is sent to you.

Wherever you are, UK or worldwide, don't be a tight arse! We would always recommend upgrading to a 'tracked' or 'signed for' service.

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Returns & exchanges accepted within 14 days
Ships from: United Kingdom

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