Funny Cheese Board: without cheese, there would be darkness & chaos. Gift for Cheese Lovers, Engraved Wood Charcuterie Cheese Slicing Board

Name: Funny Cheese Board: without cheese, there would be darkness & chaos. Gift for Cheese Lovers, Engraved Wood Charcuterie Cheese Slicing Board
Brand: MilkandHoneyLuxuries
SKU: 527630999
Price: 39.00 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.9 (20486 reviews)

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without cheese, there would be darkness & chaos
Funny engraved cutting board for cheese lovers.
A multipurpose gift, it can also be used for cheese slicing, serving charcuterie or as counter display sign.

Cut on the reverse side and display when not in use.
Measures 9 x 12 inches.
Available in cherry wood (.75 inches thick) or bamboo (.35 inches thick)
Each board is made to order especially for you, so while the listing images show the exact design and layout of the finished product, each wooden board will differ slightly as they are all unique.

We carry a full line of custom handmade cutting boards. Follow this link to see our full selection:
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Our engraved wooden cutting boards make the ideal gift for weddings, engagements, host & hostess, housewarming, or even as a gift to yourself.
They can be used as kitchen display, cheese and charcuterie serving, or as a standard cutting board (we recommend cutting on the blank reverse side to keep the engraving intact).
You Can't Make Everyone Happy, You're Not a Taco. Funny Cutting Board, Charcuterie Board, Kitchen Sign for Counter. Engraved Wood Board.

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We source the highest quality antique and vintage silverware, using only table-ready pieces with no pitting or plate loss. We never use “craft-grade” or “shabby” flatware. Our silverware is authentic vintage silver-plate, not reproductions.

We hammer in every letter one at a time by hand, never with machine presses or engraving equipment. The resulting impressions are a permanent feature of the silverware, so our nearly million hammer blows of experience come in handy to be sure every letter, punctuation, and heart ends up exactly where we want it!

Hand washing is recommended to protect the silver plating. Silver naturally tarnishes when exposed to oxygen, but you can easily remove tarnish and restore shine by using silver polish.

We source our cutting boards here in the Virginia countryside, working with a local company with nearly a century of experience in wood making. We choose beautiful hardwoods, then precision engrave our custom designs onto them in our home studio. We do not use chemicals, stains, or varnish on our cutting boards.

Because we use natural unstained wood, there are expected color variances on every board. Cherry wood has a beautiful range of colors, from strawberry blond up to a rich dark shade. Sometimes boards will have swashes of color variance going across the wood, which we believe adds to the one of a kind beauty of each piece. We are always use the best side for engraving, so the side with more variance is used for cutting/non-display.

Like all wooden kitchen tools, our cutting boards are hand-wash only. Please do not submerge or place in dishwasher. Towel dry promptly. Occasionally treat with wood conditioner. Improper care will cause the boards to crack or break apart.
We do not replace or refund boards that are damaged by improper use or care. This includes boards that have been submerged, soaked, cleaned in dishwasher, left sitting wet, or allowed to dry out.