Cardomedy exists for one reason:
All items
Announcement
Reviews
-
-
Paula on Jul 29, 2026
5 out of 5 starsThis card is PERFECT for a retiring assistant chief who has a great sense of humor and will appreciate this card!
Aimee responded on Jul 31, 2026
Thank you so much for your kind words, Paula! I’m thrilled the card was the perfect fit for such a special retirement. Wishing the assistant chief many happy years ahead filled with laughter and well-deserved relaxation. Thanks again for supporting my small shop! 😊
-
Andie on Jun 22, 2026
5 out of 5 starsAmazing experience. Seller was great to work with. The product was great. The seller was quick to respond to my questions, quick to ship, and the packaging was great. Will definitely purchase from here again. 10/10. You will not be disappointed when choosing her shop. ❤️
Aimee responded on Jun 22, 2026
Thank you so much for your kind words! ❤️ I’m so glad you had a great experience and that the card was a hit. I truly appreciate your support and hope to help you again in the future!
-
Karen on Jun 17, 2026
5 out of 5 starsPackaged well. High quality. So appropriate for my exiting colleague.
Aimee responded on Jun 17, 2026
Thank you so much, Karen! 💚 I’m so glad the card was a perfect fit for your colleague and that you were happy with the quality. I truly appreciate your support! 😊
-
Ruth on Jun 15, 2026
5 out of 5 starsI was looking for a cute card for my husband who is retiring from the fire department. This was perfect and it arrived quickly.
-
andy on Jun 14, 2026
5 out of 5 starslove it! and got a very nice thank you card and a cute sticker :)
Aimee responded on Jun 14, 2026
Thank you so much for your review, Andy! 💚 I’m so happy you loved your order. I’m glad you enjoyed the thank-you card and sticker too—they’re my little way of saying thanks for supporting my small business. I truly appreciate your support and hope to see you again! 😊 — Aimee 💚
About Cardomedy
Shop members
-
Aimee
Owner
Hey, I’m Aimee — full-time employee, part-time chaos coordinator, and the brain behind this shop. I create witty, relatable stationery that helps you say what you actually mean. Thanks for being here!
-
Kris (Aimee's Mom)
Advisor Of Creative Guidance, Head Of Handwritten Happiness
Hey there! I’m Chief Scribbler, Aimee’s mom. She swears I have good handwriting (I’m not so sure), but here I am, pen in hand. She put me in charge of the scribbles anyway — probably because I’m free labor and she loves me.
-
Mailvin
Chief Mischief Maker & Envelope Enthusiast
Hey. I’m Mailvin — resident mascot, envelope wrangler, and unpaid intern around here. I make sure your order gets out the door, add a little flair, and stir up just enough trouble to keep things interesting. You're welcome.
Shop policies
Shipping
Customs and import taxes
Payment options
Returns & exchanges
Cancellations
Cancellations: not accepted
Please contact the seller if you have any problems with your order.
Privacy policy
More information
Frequently asked questions
🚀 Processing Times:
• All orders ship in 1–2 business days.
📮 Standard Shipping (Letter Mail):
• Delivery Estimate: 10–14 business days (can be longer)
• For letter mail, the "tracking number" is for Etsy's system (Pitney Bowes) and mainly serves as proof of shipment, not real-time tracking.
✨ Need tracking or faster delivery?
You can upgrade to USPS Ground Advantage at checkout for $5.50, which includes full tracking and typically arrives in 2–7 business days.
💌 If your untracked card hasn’t arrived after 14 business days, I’ll send a one-time free replacement with standard letter mail (which can take up to another 14 business days), or you can choose to upgrade to tracked shipping for $5.50.
🔁 Return Policy
I gladly accept returns!
Please reach out within 3 days of delivery if there’s an issue or you'd like to start a return.
Items must be shipped back within 14 days of delivery.
❌ Cancellations
We work fast to get orders moving quickly and help them arrive on time, so cancellations are not guaranteed.
If you need to cancel, please message us right away—if your order has not already been processed, we’ll do our best to help.
😊 Happiness Guarantee
We want you to love your order! If there’s an issue, just contact us within 7 days with a photo, and we’ll make it right.
Because we craft every card with care, we offer replacements or refunds in certain situations—but don’t worry, we’ll fix it before you can say “oops!” 😅
🖨️ Handcrafted with Love
Every card is designed, printed, and packed right here in our little card cave.
We keep everything in-house so the quality stays top-notch. Plus, every order comes with a handwritten note from our Chief Scribbler (aka Aimee’s mom, Kris), because we’re a little obsessed with personal touches... and because Kris has better handwriting than Aimee. 🖊️💌✉️
💲 Why do our card have different prices?
💰 Our prices vary based on the card’s size, printing style, and whether it includes personalization.
Front-only cards are our base price, while cards with inside text or custom personalization are priced slightly higher.
🔒 Brand Ownership & Licensing Info
🔒 Cardomedy™ products are original builds featuring custom layouts, licensed assets, and uniquely crafted humor writing. Both the visual designs and written content are protected.
We take originality seriously — and so does Etsy.
Please don’t test our cease & desist game.
❓ Need Help or Have a Question?
We’re here for you! You can reach us via Etsy messages, and we'll get back to you as soon as possible.
We're available Monday-Saturday, 10 AM - 8 PM.
Looking for more? Find it on Etsy