Cardomedy

Palisade, Colorado

365
Sales
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0 (75)
1.5 years
on Etsy
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0 (75)
365
sales
1.5 years
on Etsy
365
Sales
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0 (75)
1.5 years
on Etsy
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0 (75)
365
sales
1.5 years
on Etsy
365 Sales

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Last updated on Jun 7, 2026
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About Cardomedy

Funny Greeting Cards for Every Occasion

Sales 365
On Etsy since 2024

Funny Greeting Cards for Every Occasion

Cardomedy exists for one reason:

Shop members

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    Aimee

    Owner

    Hey, I’m Aimee — full-time employee, part-time chaos coordinator, and the brain behind this shop. I create witty, relatable stationery that helps you say what you actually mean. Thanks for being here!

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    Kris (Aimee's Mom)

    Advisor Of Creative Guidance, Head Of Handwritten Happiness

    Hey there! I’m Chief Scribbler, Aimee’s mom. She swears I have good handwriting (I’m not so sure), but here I am, pen in hand. She put me in charge of the scribbles anyway — probably because I’m free labor and she loves me.

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    Mailvin

    Chief Mischief Maker & Envelope Enthusiast

    Hey. I’m Mailvin — resident mascot, envelope wrangler, and unpaid intern around here. I make sure your order gets out the door, add a little flair, and stir up just enough trouble to keep things interesting. You're welcome.

Shop policies

Last updated on Apr 25, 2026

Shipping

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Customs and import taxes

For US deliveries, Etsy policy requires that import duties and fees are included in the checkout price. Non-US buyers may need to pay these fees upon delivery. You can message me to confirm how these fees will be paid for your order. I'm not responsible for any customs-related delays.

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Returns & exchanges

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Cancellations

Cancellations: not accepted

Please contact the seller if you have any problems with your order.

Privacy policy

More information

Last updated on Apr 25, 2026

Frequently asked questions

🚀 Processing Times:

• All orders ship in 1–2 business days.

📮 Standard Shipping (Letter Mail):
• Delivery Estimate: 10–14 business days (can be longer)
• For letter mail, the "tracking number" is for Etsy's system (Pitney Bowes) and mainly serves as proof of shipment, not real-time tracking.

✨ Need tracking or faster delivery?
You can upgrade to USPS Ground Advantage at checkout for $5.50, which includes full tracking and typically arrives in 2–7 business days.

💌 If your untracked card hasn’t arrived after 14 business days, I’ll send a one-time free replacement with standard letter mail (which can take up to another 14 business days), or you can choose to upgrade to tracked shipping for $5.50.

🔁 Return Policy

I gladly accept returns!

Please reach out within 3 days of delivery if there’s an issue or you'd like to start a return.

Items must be shipped back within 14 days of delivery.

❌ Cancellations

We work fast to get orders moving quickly and help them arrive on time, so cancellations are not guaranteed.

If you need to cancel, please message us right away—if your order has not already been processed, we’ll do our best to help.

😊 Happiness Guarantee

We want you to love your order! If there’s an issue, just contact us within 7 days with a photo, and we’ll make it right.

Because we craft every card with care, we offer replacements or refunds in certain situations—but don’t worry, we’ll fix it before you can say “oops!” 😅

🖨️ Handcrafted with Love

Every card is designed, printed, and packed right here in our little card cave.

We keep everything in-house so the quality stays top-notch. Plus, every order comes with a handwritten note from our Chief Scribbler (aka Aimee’s mom, Kris), because we’re a little obsessed with personal touches... and because Kris has better handwriting than Aimee. 🖊️💌✉️

💲 Why do our card have different prices?

💰 Our prices vary based on the card’s size, printing style, and whether it includes personalization.

Front-only cards are our base price, while cards with inside text or custom personalization are priced slightly higher.

🔒 Brand Ownership & Licensing Info

🔒 Cardomedy™ products are original builds featuring custom layouts, licensed assets, and uniquely crafted humor writing. Both the visual designs and written content are protected.

We take originality seriously — and so does Etsy.

Please don’t test our cease & desist game.

❓ Need Help or Have a Question?

We’re here for you! You can reach us via Etsy messages, and we'll get back to you as soon as possible.

We're available Monday-Saturday, 10 AM - 8 PM.