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The Office TV Show Pencils: Engraved Quote Gift Set #1

Name: The Office TV Show Pencils: Engraved Quote Gift Set #1
Brand: TwistedCrafters
SKU: 668691986
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5.0 (6723 reviews)

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Arrives soon! Get it by May 29-Jun 1 if you order today

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This collection of #2 hex pencils are engraved with 7 of the best one-liners from the classic TV show THE OFFICE. IN YOUR CHOICE OF COLORS. You'll receive 7 pencils for the normal price of 6 (don't tell my wife I'm doing that though)

These pencils are in no way associated with the actual TV show. They are merely our favorite quotes from the show burned into the wood of the pencils.

The pencils will be engraved with the phrases:

BEARS. BEETS. BATTLESTAR GALACTICA.
I'M NOT SUPERSTITIOUS, BUT I AM A LITTLE STITIOUS.
CALL ME ASAP AS POSSIBLE.
DWIGHT, YOU IGNORANT SLUT!
I AM BEYONCE, ALWAYS.
SORRY I ANNOYED YOU WITH MY FRIENDSHIP.
I ... DECLARE ... BANKRUPTCY!

If you select "Assorted - See Convo" for pencil colors and do not leave us a note or send a convo - we will engrave the pencils in an assortment of colors of our choosing..

Seven #2 Graphite Lead Hexagon Engraved pencils.

These pencils make great gifts for friends, siblings, parents, cousins.

Imagine bringing a smile to your best friend’s face! Or giving that co-worker the most appropriate, inappropriate gift. It could be you. You can be the one that totally makes their day, week, month. Heck, it might make their year!

All pencils are engraved in our home based studio right here in the good old U.S. of A. These are NOT foil printed. The text is actually burned into the wood of the pencil using a high end computer controlled laser <insert evil laughter here> ... The text color is dependent on the reaction of the wood to the heat of the laser. The laser gives us the option to easily change the font. No two pencils will be exactly the same.

DETAILS:
#2 Graphite Lead Hexagon
Pencils are hex and of standard length.
They are unsharpened - we should have all the fun.
Eraser colors may vary.

Order today to get by May 29-Jun 1
Returns & exchanges not accepted
Cost to ship: $5.83

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Ships from: New London, WI

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